the-absolute-funniest-posts:

me: i have a bruise
me: i’m going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee

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missapplebottom:

Forever reblog!

missapplebottom:

Forever reblog!

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

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